So, a beetle and a broomstick and a marshmallow walk into a bar….

….no wait….

So, a clown deep fries some cannibals for dinner and says, does this taste funny to you?

…..no wait…..

I had a cheesy pizza joke for you….but it was a pepperoni….

….no wait….

What’s the last thing on a bug’s mind when he hits the windshield?  In a bug’s mind?   Something about his backside?

…..no wait….

Then’s there’s that Nacho Cheese joke I can never get right….like all the others…..

I CANNOT tell a joke for the life of me!

NO JOKE!